The Independent has an article today about the box office allure (or otherwise) of sex scenes in mainstream movies.  If you like movies it's worth a read here. 
The article is built around the question posed in this extract:
"A comedy-drama based on the true-ish story of a Viagra salesman who  falls for a beautiful Parkinson's sufferer, the film's US reviews were  middling-to-decent, and made much of its sexual content. And yet, Love  and Other Drugs failed to break even the $10m mark in its opening  weekend at the US box office. On movie blogs and in studio boardrooms,  its underwhelming performance has prompted a once-unthinkable question:  if even Anne and Jake naked can't put bums on seats, then does sex still  sell?"
I added my twopence worth in the comments section: 
Sadly, one is no longer a "young male" so I may not be in the 'sex sells  movies' demographic anymore.  I do think, however, the answer to the  question is quite simple.  No amount of sex in a movie puts (fully  dressed) bums on seats if the movie is obviously crap and word gets out.   If the trailer of of Love & Other Drugs is representative of the  whole then its no surprise it has faltered at the box office.  Naked  crap is still crap.  And Swordfish?  I vaguely remember making the  mistake of paying money to see what I was told was an action / thriller.   Crap is what it was ... so bad I can't even remember if Halle Berry  got her kit off and I don't care.  As for Eyes Wide Shut, well it was  hugely disappointing not because the sex was naff (which it was) but  because a giant of movie making served up a risible film that his  younger self would never have made or released.  
Mention sex in  commercial movies and I think (a bit predictably) of Don't Look Now, The  Thomas Crown Affair, almost any Hammer horror, Brokeback Mountain (I  could be mistaken there cos I lack expertise in male tent sex but it  seemed compelling enough within the context of the story), Blade Runner  (although that has a different kind of question mark) or Shakespeare In  Love.  Good God, even When Harry Met Sally had good sex ... albeit  deliberately simulated to lead-up to a half-decent joke.
Bad movies suck and if that's all they have to offer it's no surprise bad sex doesn't sell. 
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