I should have known better. What could I have been thinking? What more might I have expected?
I made the mistake of downloading Transformers 4, now that it's available for rent. In my defence I could say that I was led astray. There were signs (before watching it) that ... at worst ... it might be no worse than its predecessors or ... at best ... it might have picked up a bit, given some of the names associated with this monster of bad ideas. It has Steven Spielberg as an Executive Producer. It has some very fine character actors from television and film - Stanley Tucci, Kelsey Grammar, Titus Welliver, John Goodman and Ken Watanabe (doing voices). But no.
I missed Mark Kermode's review when it was broadcast. That would have warned me. We were in Brazil at the time, a week away from the 2014 FIFA World Cup Final so that's my excuse. But I should have known better just the same. Dr Kermode correctly calls it "as repugnant as Transformers 2" and the series an "ongoing, awful lingerie and beer advert [which] will carry on forever." I fear the good doctor is correct.
I would tell those who have not seen it to never see it, to avoid it like the plague. I feel unclean after viewing its unremittingly awful 166 minutes. But I'm on the wrong side of commerce. According to Wiki, which I have no reason to doubt here, the movie has taken over $1 Billion already. That number will just get bigger as downloads, rentals and DVD sales kick in. What a depressing thought.
Promise yourself one thing Douglas. Nothing will entice you to see Transformers 5. Nothing.
Oscar Wilde wrote: “Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
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Wednesday, November 26, 2014
The Twittersphere does not entirely ignore me
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014
The Hunger Games: MOCKINGJAY - Part 1
Spike and I caught Episode 3 of The Hunger Games at Limelight Cinemas at the Tuggeranong Hyperdome (and there is an overstatement if ever there was one).
I know I'm not in the 'demographic' but I did enjoy it. It's a good movie.
There have been a few smart arse comments online about there being no games in a Hunger Games movie. Can't say that bothered me. Much as I was captivated by the arena scenes in movie two (probably more so than in movie one) I think a third variation on the gladiatorial theme could have been a bit tedious. I like the shift of tone and the new set of concerns - propaganda, media management, the creation of icons, preservation of your own identity versus surrender to a cause, the duplicity and cynicism of power elites (on both sides - that was a creepy 1984 style leadership style exhibited by Julianne Moore). It may have been a bit more talky than earlier episodes but the dialogue was well written and the acting was mostly very good (I'm still not persuaded that Peeta - Josh Hutcherson - has been cast properly but I've not read the books so what do I know? It could be perfect casting). Jennifer Lawrence is believable throughout; her best Katniss Everdeen so far. I completely accepted her as a teenager this time. I suspect her performance is what holds the movie together. Donald Sutherland seemed more rounded too and Phillip Seymour Hoffman was ... well ... simply the greatest loss to movie acting of the 21st Century.
I know there are plot holes you could drive a bus through - for instance, why didn't the nasty Capital just keep dropping bombs for days on the rebel stronghold? But you can forgive them, suspend disbelief and just go along for the ride.
I like the song, one of the most effective scenes in the film.
I know I'm not in the 'demographic' but I did enjoy it. It's a good movie.
There have been a few smart arse comments online about there being no games in a Hunger Games movie. Can't say that bothered me. Much as I was captivated by the arena scenes in movie two (probably more so than in movie one) I think a third variation on the gladiatorial theme could have been a bit tedious. I like the shift of tone and the new set of concerns - propaganda, media management, the creation of icons, preservation of your own identity versus surrender to a cause, the duplicity and cynicism of power elites (on both sides - that was a creepy 1984 style leadership style exhibited by Julianne Moore). It may have been a bit more talky than earlier episodes but the dialogue was well written and the acting was mostly very good (I'm still not persuaded that Peeta - Josh Hutcherson - has been cast properly but I've not read the books so what do I know? It could be perfect casting). Jennifer Lawrence is believable throughout; her best Katniss Everdeen so far. I completely accepted her as a teenager this time. I suspect her performance is what holds the movie together. Donald Sutherland seemed more rounded too and Phillip Seymour Hoffman was ... well ... simply the greatest loss to movie acting of the 21st Century.
I know there are plot holes you could drive a bus through - for instance, why didn't the nasty Capital just keep dropping bombs for days on the rebel stronghold? But you can forgive them, suspend disbelief and just go along for the ride.
I like the song, one of the most effective scenes in the film.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
The debate begins
At the Carers National Conference 2014, Day 3 - the whole event now I think of it - came to an end with an old-fashioned debate: Living to 130 - can we cope? My job was to kick-off the case for the affirmative. We won, although it wasn't the most serious session of those three days.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Day 1 - 8 June - Canberra to Dubai
I will need to start again. I had written the wittiest of journal entries, the height of brilliance but I lost the entry I had finished although not posted properly (obviously) to my Evernote account. Clearly I need to understand better the technology and software I have available to me. Not to worry though; I wrote the entry (my first of the trip) in the Emirates lounge at Dubai airport some ungodly hour after our long journey from Canberra. The chances are it was neither witty nor brilliant. Here's a summary of what the world has lost.
We started travelling shortly after 10:00 a.m. with the drive from Canberra to Sydney, parking the car at the apartment in Ashfield where it will sit - undisturbed I hope - for six weeks. I had worried a bit that parking might be the first of our minor troubles on a day with room for many. But no, my Presbyterian dispensation in favour of gloomy predictions turned out to be about as far from reality as you could imagine. I had worried that I would not be able to deploy my ramp where I needed to park so that Sharon Smith could park as usual in her slot. There is very frequently a van parked in the adjacent bay. But not today.
Every other pont of transition where there could have been a problem were hassle-free: the taxi we had booked was ready and waiting to take us to the airport; traffic en-route was light; there was no queue at check in where the staff dealt with us pleasantly and efficiently (not fazed by my wheelchair at all) and customs was a breeze. Much sooner than i had expected we were in the QANTAS lounge sipping passable mushroom soup.
Boarding the plane - an especially fretful rkte of passage - went very smoothly although there was no Eagle lift (my fault because I made no mention of it when I booked). So we got me into my seat - 58B - the old fashioned way, two -person lifts and an aisle chair
Our plane was an Airbus A380 so it was the first flight I've ever had on a double-decked plane. Once upon a time I suspect I pontificated against such horrors as the Airbus A380. Sitting there in real life in my comfortable enough Economy class 58A the experience was quite different. I wouldn't say unbeatable but certainly tolerable (although I was very pleased to be reunited with my wheelchair which was waiting for me at the plane door (rather than have it taken to the arrivals hall carousel ). That small but vital difference was another sign this was a day when all the things that could have gone decided to go right.
The flight itself was relatively painless, allowing for the fact we were taking a 14 hour Economy class flight alongside and underneath nearly 500 other perishable souls. I watched movies - Robocop, which wasn't half as bad as some critics suggest; the implausible Harrison Ford version of The Fugative (complete with Tommy Lee Jones chewing up the scenery) and a third I can no longer remember it was that good - was it I, Frankenstein or was that on the second flight? Spike watched The Lego Movie and television comedy. And we ate our way through whatever inflight food they delivered. None of it was in any way good.
I'm not quite sure when or where Day 1 ended given we were moving through time zones. I'll call it a day then when we reached the Emirates lounge where we spent 5 pleasant and quiet but rather ordinary hours in the interior design middle of the road that awaits the comfortably well off but not rich traveller the world over.
We started travelling shortly after 10:00 a.m. with the drive from Canberra to Sydney, parking the car at the apartment in Ashfield where it will sit - undisturbed I hope - for six weeks. I had worried a bit that parking might be the first of our minor troubles on a day with room for many. But no, my Presbyterian dispensation in favour of gloomy predictions turned out to be about as far from reality as you could imagine. I had worried that I would not be able to deploy my ramp where I needed to park so that Sharon Smith could park as usual in her slot. There is very frequently a van parked in the adjacent bay. But not today.
Every other pont of transition where there could have been a problem were hassle-free: the taxi we had booked was ready and waiting to take us to the airport; traffic en-route was light; there was no queue at check in where the staff dealt with us pleasantly and efficiently (not fazed by my wheelchair at all) and customs was a breeze. Much sooner than i had expected we were in the QANTAS lounge sipping passable mushroom soup.
Boarding the plane - an especially fretful rkte of passage - went very smoothly although there was no Eagle lift (my fault because I made no mention of it when I booked). So we got me into my seat - 58B - the old fashioned way, two -person lifts and an aisle chair
Our plane was an Airbus A380 so it was the first flight I've ever had on a double-decked plane. Once upon a time I suspect I pontificated against such horrors as the Airbus A380. Sitting there in real life in my comfortable enough Economy class 58A the experience was quite different. I wouldn't say unbeatable but certainly tolerable (although I was very pleased to be reunited with my wheelchair which was waiting for me at the plane door (rather than have it taken to the arrivals hall carousel ). That small but vital difference was another sign this was a day when all the things that could have gone decided to go right.
The flight itself was relatively painless, allowing for the fact we were taking a 14 hour Economy class flight alongside and underneath nearly 500 other perishable souls. I watched movies - Robocop, which wasn't half as bad as some critics suggest; the implausible Harrison Ford version of The Fugative (complete with Tommy Lee Jones chewing up the scenery) and a third I can no longer remember it was that good - was it I, Frankenstein or was that on the second flight? Spike watched The Lego Movie and television comedy. And we ate our way through whatever inflight food they delivered. None of it was in any way good.
I'm not quite sure when or where Day 1 ended given we were moving through time zones. I'll call it a day then when we reached the Emirates lounge where we spent 5 pleasant and quiet but rather ordinary hours in the interior design middle of the road that awaits the comfortably well off but not rich traveller the world over.
Monday, October 14, 2013
Is the lunatic in the hall?
Is it an act of surrender or retreat (at best)
to put on The Dark Side Of The Moon,
to disappear into the comfort of Us and
Them and all the rest from decades ago?
It may be.
And even now it may be too late:
perhaps it always was
and the suggestion we might meet again
on the dark side of the moon was,
then and now,
just another adolescent fantasy;
an idea one could never escape,
not even in this dismal old age
when the answer is only too clear.
to put on The Dark Side Of The Moon,
to disappear into the comfort of Us and
Them and all the rest from decades ago?
It may be.
And even now it may be too late:
perhaps it always was
and the suggestion we might meet again
on the dark side of the moon was,
then and now,
just another adolescent fantasy;
an idea one could never escape,
not even in this dismal old age
when the answer is only too clear.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Cloud Atlas - disturbing the suspension of disbelief
So -I'm reading Cloud Atlas. i watched the movie and was impressed by what I would call an honourable failure - commendable but it doesn't quite pull off the very substantial challenge at the heart of the tale.
I have been enjoying the novel hugely. I read the first two stories - found fiction - the journal of Adam Ewing and the breathtakingly accomplished letters of Robert Frobisher (an almost perfectly realised character I think). I was totally captured - disbelief entirely suspended.
Then comes the third section. And here is my problem ... if Louisa Rey is a fictional character in a Louisa Rey detective novel then the Rufus Sixsmith she meets in the elevator must be fictional and the Roger Frobisher who wrote the letters to Rufus forty years previously must also be fictional and the half book recounting the Pacific Ocean adventures of Adam Ewing must - likewise - be a fiction inside the fictional world of Cloud Atlas. And that conundrum hasn't - so far - been well enough realised to allow me to maintain the suspension of disbelief.
Maybe all will be brought back home later. Keep reading Douglas.
I have been enjoying the novel hugely. I read the first two stories - found fiction - the journal of Adam Ewing and the breathtakingly accomplished letters of Robert Frobisher (an almost perfectly realised character I think). I was totally captured - disbelief entirely suspended.
Then comes the third section. And here is my problem ... if Louisa Rey is a fictional character in a Louisa Rey detective novel then the Rufus Sixsmith she meets in the elevator must be fictional and the Roger Frobisher who wrote the letters to Rufus forty years previously must also be fictional and the half book recounting the Pacific Ocean adventures of Adam Ewing must - likewise - be a fiction inside the fictional world of Cloud Atlas. And that conundrum hasn't - so far - been well enough realised to allow me to maintain the suspension of disbelief.
Maybe all will be brought back home later. Keep reading Douglas.
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