My mind has played tricks on me in the past when I've looked at maps of Australia - maybe before setting off on a long drive. On a page the maps look the same as maps I used when I lived in Scotland. In books of maps the territory you want to cross may fit on a page or across several pages if it's a route map from A to B via C, D or E. But when I look at maps of Australia or parts of it I often forget scale when I'm trying to process how far a drive or flight might be. One inch on a map of Scotland may be the same as one inch on a map of Australia or NSW but if you forget that wee word scale you run the risk of making a big mistake. So when I saw this collage of other countries with NSW and southern Queensland about the same size as all of South Africa; all of Italy barely a fraction of West Australia the map caught my fancy.
Kersbrook, Adelaide Hills. Pic: David Mariuz/EPA |
The storm is now subsiding, the rain abating. Soon ten squillion snails and slugs will emerge from their hiding holes undergroud to assault the seedlings - sweet pea, sunflowers, peas and beans and other veg - planted not so very long ago. Then we'll witness terror as the avenging arm of Spike the snail hunter casts out the little devils. There will be carnage. It will not be pretty.